Friday, February 9, 2007

Passing Ships in the Night

Other claims not withstanding, it is time for me to do the gentlemanly thing and admit that I may be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Here's a photo of Anna and me from the night we spent together.

If DNA tests prove that I am the father, I hereby promise to do the right thing, take custody of little Dannielynn, and sue the pants off the Marshall family for all the millions they owe us.

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